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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The administration’s anti-consensus Mars plan will fail - SpaceNews
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
First Day of Roots Picnic Was an "Absolute Disaster," Fans Say - Philadelphia Magazine
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
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Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
The Opener: Teel, Cubs, Tigers, Langeliers - MLB Trade Rumors
No go.
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Swimmer's itch: What it is and how to treat it - kare11.com
No way
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids